"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
when your teacher gives you homework for the holidays
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
do you ever see someone hot in public and think “you’ll never know how hard I’m fucking you in my mind”
Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*
did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"